B-MOVIE OF THE MONTH - DEAD END (2003)

Made for less than a million dollars, the slightly obscure Dead End is a chilling little indie you don't want to miss. It might just be the best Christmas horror movie no one ever heard of and every dollar is up there on the screen. It's quirky, weird, funny, bizarre, and scary all at once. Black comedy for sure but much more, this would make a nice double feature with The Perfect Host, another movie we're big on around here. So, grab some eggnog and a snack or two and check out the inimitable Ray Wise with legendary Lin Shaye as they take their family down a wrong turn, what's up with this road? Why doesn't it end? After all, they're just trying to make it to Christmas Eve dessert at Frank's mother's house. Tubi, Plex, Freevee, enjoy! 2.75 stars/2.75

Monday, April 5, 2021

RYAN O NEAL IS "THE THIEF WHO CAME TO DINNER" (1973) - PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND COMEDY-DRAMA ALSO STARRED WARREN OATES, NED BEATTY, GREG SIERRA

 

O Neal, Ned Beatty, Gregory Sierra

Legendary TV producer Bud Yorkin forays into features with this majorly obscure comedy-drama that to quote Peter from Every 70s Movie blog is "classic Ryan O Neal at his best." In fact I would put it right up there with What's Up Doc? and Barry Lyndon in the hierarchy of O'Neal-dom. 

The story is a simple comic caper - O'Neal plays a bright computer programmer in the Houston area who chucks his humdrum life to become a jewel thief. He gives himself the moniker of The Chess Burgler as he leaves a chess piece and his next move at each place he robs. Warren Oates is on point and downright hysterical as an insurance investigator on his tail. 

The scenes with Oates and O'Neal are the stuff of movie magic and the whole cast rocks especially Austin Pendleton as a local newspaper chess editor. He's playing against O'Neal but becomes completely unglued as he's unaware O'Neal is using a computer to make his moves. His last scene where he destroys his office is funny as s*it. Also featured in a couple scenes is Jill Clayburgh on one of her first outings. 

Only available on VHS. If you're not lucky enough to already own it then good luck as of this writing I can't find a single listing including Ebay and Amazon. I paid $20 for mine in 2010 and three years ago when I did a post on this they were going for 150. One of those strange titles that might show up in a thrift store without anyone realizing what its value is. Hopefully someday it will be released in a modern format, it absolutely deserves it.  3.25 stars/5