B-MOVIE OF THE MONTH - DEAD END (2003)

Made for less than a million dollars, the slightly obscure Dead End is a chilling little indie you don't want to miss. It might just be the best Christmas horror movie no one ever heard of and every dollar is up there on the screen. It's quirky, weird, funny, bizarre, and scary all at once. Black comedy for sure but much more, this would make a nice double feature with The Perfect Host, another movie we're big on around here. So, grab some eggnog and a snack or two and check out the inimitable Ray Wise with legendary Lin Shaye as they take their family down a wrong turn, what's up with this road? Why doesn't it end? After all, they're just trying to make it to Christmas Eve dessert at Frank's mother's house. Tubi, Plex, Freevee, enjoy! 2.75 stars/2.75

Saturday, September 21, 2024

COUP DE CHANCE (2023) - WOODY ALLEN'S 50th MAY BE HIS FIRST IN FRENCH BUT IS ANOTHER MISFIRE IN A SERIES OF THEM


Man, I had high hopes for this one, nothing would have made me happier to report this was all the things the professional critics said and more. But you know this ole Taurus boy doesn't pull any punches and respectfully (since I'm a huge Allen fan) this romantic crime drama follows the pattern of missteps beginning with Rainy Day In New York and then the pathetic Rifkin's Festival. 

This is maybe a clip better but comparisons to Matchpoint that I read in a lot of reviews in my opinion, way off. The story does follow a similar plotline, but this film is nowhere near as engaging as Matchpoint. These French actors are good but just don't have the charisma and chops of stars like Scarlett Johannson and Johnaton Rhys Meyers. 

Since the movie is basically another rehash of familiar Allen tropes and brings nothing new to that table, I found myself asking if it's even necessary to be in French. And it just goes downhill from there. The only good news I have on this one, folks, is, you can watch it for free and make your own mind up. It's on Tubi right now. I never thought I'd say this but perhaps it's time for Woody to hang up the hat, he can join his buddy Clint Eastwood, sip lemonade on the front porch and all that.    1.75 stars/5

Lol, Woody's at it again.

WOODY'S WORST OF THE WORST (Tommy's list)
RIFKIN'S FESTIVAL
A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK
YOU WILL MEET A TALL DARK STRANGER
HOLLYWOOD ENDING
CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION (I really hate this one)
ALICE
ANOTHER WOMAN
SEPTEMBER
&
A MIDNIGHT SUMMER'S SEX COMEDY

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