B-MOVIE OF THE MONTH - WITHOUT WARNING (1980)

Greetings All - It would be cool to do a post one time called the ten most essential B-flicks, sort of a B-Movie 101 thing. If that ever happened I would have to include this sci-fi horror classic from Graydon Clark (Black Shampoo, Satan's Cheerleaders.) This one's a don't pass go and don't collect $200 folks, just see it, Or watch it again. I'm not even going to begin to explain the plot except you have these flying disc things that attach themselves to people, in this case campers on an outing and kill and feed on them. Eventually these discs are tied to an alien, a hungry alien. A forerunner to 1987's Predator sort to speak and with a flat-out goofy cast. Jack Palance and Martin Landau, say what? And looking drugged out I might add but the real surprise here is veteran character actor Larry Storch, from the '60's, a guy who knew 150 dialects and here he is in this as a boy scout leader lol. Also known as It Came Without Warning, this gem is streaming free now only on Plex. 2.75 stars/2.75

Monday, April 5, 2021

RYAN O NEAL IS "THE THIEF WHO CAME TO DINNER" (1973) - PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND COMEDY-DRAMA ALSO STARRED WARREN OATES, NED BEATTY, GREG SIERRA

 

O Neal, Ned Beatty, Gregory Sierra

Legendary TV producer Bud Yorkin forays into features with this majorly obscure comedy-drama that to quote Peter from Every 70s Movie blog is "classic Ryan O Neal at his best." In fact I would put it right up there with What's Up Doc? and Barry Lyndon in the hierarchy of O'Neal-dom. 

The story is a simple comic caper - O'Neal plays a bright computer programmer in the Houston area who chucks his humdrum life to become a jewel thief. He gives himself the moniker of The Chess Burgler as he leaves a chess piece and his next move at each place he robs. Warren Oates is on point and downright hysterical as an insurance investigator on his tail. 

The scenes with Oates and O'Neal are the stuff of movie magic and the whole cast rocks especially Austin Pendleton as a local newspaper chess editor. He's playing against O'Neal but becomes completely unglued as he's unaware O'Neal is using a computer to make his moves. His last scene where he destroys his office is funny as s*it. Also featured in a couple scenes is Jill Clayburgh on one of her first outings. 

Only available on VHS. If you're not lucky enough to already own it then good luck as of this writing I can't find a single listing including Ebay and Amazon. I paid $20 for mine in 2010 and three years ago when I did a post on this they were going for 150. One of those strange titles that might show up in a thrift store without anyone realizing what its value is. Hopefully someday it will be released in a modern format, it absolutely deserves it.  3.25 stars/5


B-MOVIE GAZETTE RATING SYSTEM

5 Stars - Only awarded to the precious few.
4 Stars - Excellent, see by all means.
3 Stars - Very Good, you should like.
2 Stars - Fair, like a frozen dinner.
1 Star - Poor, like a spoiled dinner.

ALL B-MOVIES, DRIVE-IN MOVIES AND TV MOVIES HAVE A MAX AWARD OF 2.75 STARS.