B-MOVIE OF THE MONTH - WITHOUT WARNING (1980)

Greetings All - It would be cool to do a post one time called the ten most essential B-flicks, sort of a B-Movie 101 thing. If that ever happened I would have to include this sci-fi horror classic from Graydon Clark (Black Shampoo, Satan's Cheerleaders.) This one's a don't pass go and don't collect $200 folks, just see it, Or watch it again. I'm not even going to begin to explain the plot except you have these flying disc things that attach themselves to people, in this case campers on an outing and kill and feed on them. Eventually these discs are tied to an alien, a hungry alien. A forerunner to 1987's Predator sort to speak and with a flat-out goofy cast. Jack Palance and Martin Landau, say what? And looking drugged out I might add but the real surprise here is veteran character actor Larry Storch, from the '60's, a guy who knew 150 dialects and here he is in this as a boy scout leader lol. Also known as It Came Without Warning, this gem is streaming free now only on Plex. 2.75 stars/2.75

Saturday, March 25, 2023

STOCKARD CHANNING IS A TOP-LEVEL BUSINESS EXEC WHO FIRES JULIA STILES BUT WILL LAND REGRETTING IT BIG TIME IN "THE BUSINESS OF STRANGERS" (2001)

 

 
A brilliant American indie that played Sundance, SF International, Austin and a few others.  Stockard Channing shines in this tale of one very strange evening shared between the three main characters - a high-level biz exec, a punky and defiant office assistant (Stiles) and a young attractive but aloof head hunter (Fred Weller.) It all starts when the assistant shows up late to a presentation and Channing fires her. 

I don't want to give away too much but Stiles conjures up a devious plan to get even that involves her wrangling in the naive and horny recruiter played by Weller. 

I rented this when it first came out in 2001 and liked it instantly. A very unique film, excellent direction and almost perfect music for the shady and sleazy aspect of this adult themed drama. Streams only on Tubi, who, quite frankly, continue to blow me away with their choice of selections.  3.5 stars/5

Friday, March 24, 2023

SEAN BEAN IS RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER 12 YEARS AND STARTS WORKING AT A PIZZA 🍕 PLACE WITH TOM ARNOLD IN "ANY DAY" (2015)

  

Any Day is not a bad little ensemble drama despite its more than lame title. This one was really dogged by the press with a lot of one-star ratings on sites like Roger Ebert. The film's huge problem is it doesn't bring anything new to the table 🙄 with the whole ex-convict comes home and tries to make good thing. Even worse, it steeps itself in every cliche associated with the genre. He's an ex-drunk. He struggles to get a job by revealing or not revealing that he's an ex-con. He dates a girl with an overzealous ex-boyfriend and you know that's where our protagonist is going to stumble. And, of course, he eventually gets drunk again. 

The best scenes and overall enjoyment take place in a pizza parlor with Tom Arnold as his boss. It's great to see Arnold again and he's looking and acting as though he's aging gracefully. Sean Bean is excellent and it helps lift up the quality but in the end Any Day just can't seem to get out of it's own way.  2.0 stars/5

Currently streams on Tubi and just about every free network out there. 

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

STARLET (2012) & TANGERINE (2015) - TWO MORE SEAN BAKER FILMS AND AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED TWO MORE MASTERPIECES

 

So, I was a little late getting on the Sean Baker train but we all know the pleasure of finding a filmmaker you really like and then going back through their catalog to get properly caught up. It can be a lot of fun and sometimes as in the case here an absolute joy. The four I have seen so far (rated individually at bottom) cause me to come to one undeniable conclusion - this guy has the sh*t. His movies are about real people that I might actually know dealing with situations that I can identify with and not this crap on the news. His actors are chosen so perfectly his stories come to life in a way that only the greats can do. He likes protagonists that make a lot of bad choices to rectify a certain situation in their life until all those bad choices come barreling down on the character in one fell swoop. 

In Starlet, "Jane," an aspiring actress (the stunning Dree Hemingway,) her choices aren't so much bad as just strange. She really means well and has a good heart even though she works in the adult film business, which, if you didn't know already, is integrated in a lot of his films along with wonderfully refreshing LGBT themes. She buys an old thermos at a yard sale to use as a vase and finds ten thousand dollars in the bottom. While most characters would be caught up in the should-I-keep-it or not realm. This one decides to befriend the old lady who sold it to her (Besedka Johnson) who turns out to be very lonely and bitter but eventually receiving of her new young friend's outreach. One of the brilliant achievements of Starlet is it keeps us guessing until the end whether Jane's intentions are genuine or just a product of her guilt over finding (and yes, keeping) the old lady's money.

There are some great other characters here like Jane's two roommates, a drug-addicted stripper who is also a friend to Jane and her pimp, played excellently by James Ransone, who Baker would use again in his next film, Tangerine. And as if all this isn't enough, Baker shoots beautifully in San Fernando Valley (yay!) Not since Magnolia have I seen the valley framed and photographed so nicely. 

Starlet is currently streaming free on Tubi. Roku (premium,) Amazon Prime, and VOD outlets. This rating is going to surprise some but a masterpiece deserves 5 stars/5.

In Tangerine, a transgender working girl named Sin-Dee is back on the scene after 28 days in the slammer and finds out her pimp boyfriend hasn't been faithful. She and her best friend embark on a mission through Los Angeles (a lot of it Hollywood and East Hollywood) to find said pimp and get to the bottom of the rumor. Along the way they pass through several LA subcultures including the cab business, I love it. Like I said, this guy Sean Baker is the sh*t! 

Baker usually seems to go for intense endings as his character's flaws and bad choices come to a climatic crash but in Tangerine this ending is perhaps the most intense of the four I am posting about here. Not as deep in it's themes and lessons as Starlet but equally engaging and will have you from frame one. 

Tangerine currently streams on Fubo, Direct TV and all the VOD outlets, on sale for only 4.99 on Amazon and Vudu.  4.0 stars/5


My ratings on all four -

Starlet (2012)  5 stars
Tangerine (2015) 4.0 stars/5
The Florida Project (2019) 5 stars/5
Red Rocket (2021) 4.5 stars/5

Friday, March 10, 2023

CORNEL WILDE EXPLOITATION FLICK "SHARK'S TREASURE" (1975) RESURFACES ON TUBI AND IS NEITHER A TREASURE OR A PLEASURE

 

Cornel Wilde was a respected Hungarian producer and director responsible for 1965's classic The Naked Prey and many other worthy achievements. By 1975 though he was a little further down the road and once again writing, producing and directing, he put out this sorry sack of an exploitation film. It's just bad vibes from the get-go, horribly directed, most of the scenes don't even seem blocked. There's Yaphet Kotto, who is just out of place here, the one film I don't like him in. The guy that plays Lobo, the heavy, his big fat stomach is hanging out for most the picture. And in the middle of it all is Cornel Wilde trying to act all macho, also half naked, lord help us. 

By the time the underwater sequences with the sharks arrive, as genuine as they are, you probably won't give a crap. You'll just be glad the camera's not on the people up top anymore. As the story goes, Wilde had the idea for Shark's Treasure and wanted to make it in 1969 but nobody would back him. Thanks to the Jaws explosion he got United Artists on board in '75. Too bad, it should have stayed in the can. 

Kind of hard to find through the years but now is streaming on Tubi. Check out the car wreck if you must.  1.0 stars/2.75

Wednesday, March 8, 2023

ANNE HECHE AND THOMAS JANE CAMPING AT A REMOTE LAKESIDE IN ALABAMA WHEN THEIR DAUGHTER GOES MISSING IN "THE VANISHED" (2020)

 

Anne Heche's tragic passing last year still has me reeling and it wasn't until recently that I was even able to watch one of her films. Two of my favorites are the Hollywood formulaic but enjoyable Six Days & Seven Nights and the fairly obscure indie Beyond Suspicion. Heche is paired here with Thomas Jane (for the second time, also see the series Hung) as a couple camping in a majorly cool RV at a lakeside in Alabama when their daughter goes missing. At that point the mystery is on and there's no shortage of creepy characters in their midst to wonder who the killer is. 

For my tastes the film has just the right amount of twists and turns. And the ending, while very left field, will grab you no doubt. Actor Peter Facinelli directs for the first and only time here and does an admirable job especially in building suspense but otherwise lacks notable style. Heche, as was usually the case, is excellent given this material, she had such a great on-screen presence and will be sorely missed, already is. 

The RV they camp out in is state-of-the-art and given the screen time a presence of it's own. It is a pleasure to watch. the thing has pop out rooms, movie theater, full kitchen, bathtub, the works. If you haven't seen it, The Vanished is worth at least one good watch and holds it's own in the insatiable outdoor woodsy thriller genre. Currently streams on Tubi.  2.75 stars/5

Saturday, March 4, 2023

HOLD ON, WE'RE NOT DONE WITH THOMAS HADEN CHURCH JUST YET - THIS TIME HE'S A "CARDBOARD BOXER" (2016)

 

In my recent post of 2013's Whitewash, I mentioned it was Thomas Haden Church's last significant performance in a feature which I would now like to retract. In my research I somehow overlooked this skid-row saga, an indie from Knate Lee. Church plays a gentle but broken homeless man who is coerced by a punk preppie into fighting other down-and-outs for money on video. During this same time period, he finds salvation in a girl's diary lost in a trash can. Because of this, Cardboard Boxer becomes much more of a character study piece than a crime saga and Church fills these shoes quite admirably. It may not have the pedigree of 1966's The Swimmer but I was reminded of that film several times in Church's performance.

The always enjoyable Terrance Howard plays a Yellow Cab driver who watches over the bums and brings them blankets and whatnot, he's a father and an angel figure to them. In typical Terrance Howard fashion though, he's packing and not to be messed with, cab driver or not. When he finds out what's going on, let's just say he's not too pleased.

I definitely think this one deserves more exposure and attention than it seems to have received. Good news, it's on just about every free platform out there, take your pick.  2.75 stars/2.75



B-MOVIE GAZETTE RATING SYSTEM

5 Stars - Only awarded to the precious few.
4 Stars - Excellent, see by all means.
3 Stars - Very Good, you should like.
2 Stars - Fair, like a frozen dinner.
1 Star - Poor, like a spoiled dinner.

ALL B-MOVIES, DRIVE-IN MOVIES AND TV MOVIES HAVE A MAX AWARD OF 2.75 STARS.